Friday, February 8, 2008

FILM # 4 (shat in two evenings)



Theme: god passes gas too 

Cast: Early Bird aka EARLY (the biggest, front & center)
B-Boy Bird aka B-BOY (the wide-eyed backup bird next to Early)
Hank aka Hankford (the 1st one eaten, meets God)
the other bird (no name, just explodes)

Opening Scene:
((Gofer eats bird; Hank(ford))

Early: "Holy-Crap"
"Hank?"
Hank: "YES"
Early: "Is that you?"
Hank: "YES"
B-Boy: "Woah"
other: "Woah"
((POOF))
Early: "Dude"
Hank: "YES"
B-Boy: "Quit"
Hank: "OK"
"I gotta go guys"
Early: "Ok"
Hank: ((POOF))
Early: "What the F was that?"
B-Boy: "I dunno"       
((SWITCH DIMENSIONS))

God: "HELLO HANKFORD"
Hank: "God?"
God: "YES"
Hank: "Did you just call me Hankford?"
God: "YES"
Hank: "Oh"
"Ok"
God: ((TOOT))

((SWITCH BACK DIMENSIONS))

Early: "Did you just..."
B-BOY: "Hear something, yeah, yeah I did"
Early: ((SNIFF SNIFF))
"Hm..."

God: THE FIN (END)
"hehe"

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